No mosquitos should light upon you!
No bees, no hornets, no gnats,
Black listed midges, nor democrats.
No cold rain or sunburn pain;
I am your umbrella fella.
I'll walk with you but not on the rocks
No ankles that sprainfully swell
I'll sit with you and swat thru our talks
I am your umbrella fella.
I'll rock with you long in my lap
All Black-listed flies I will slap.