Daisy Logic

Violets are not blue
They are purple instead
Blue Cucumber cool
Pepper hot alert red.

Hot is cool
Cool is hot
Things are sometimes
What they’re not.

Violets are cool
And roses are hot
Daisies say she loves me
But then she loves me not?

Love weathers intermittently
Hot and cool and then
When seeking floral wisdom
Be sure to ask again.

Umbrella Black List

Umbrella Black List

No mosquitos should light upon you!
No bees, no hornets, no gnats,
Black listed midges, nor democrats.
No cold rain or sunburn pain;
I am your umbrella fella.

I'll walk with you but not on the rocks
No ankles that sprainfully swell
I'll sit with you and swat thru our talks
I am your umbrella fella.

I'll rock with you long in my lap
All Black-listed flies I will slap.